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Melissa Attitude

Vero Beach, Florida
Fall 1993 MP9310

Costume
   Bikini tangaed.

   TML > TMLA.

Actions
   "I went to my mother's place in Florida but when I wore a thong on the beach some cop told me he was going to arrest me if I didn't cover myself up. He just made me feel like a some piece of white trash. When I told my mother she was enraged but couldn't do anything. So the next day I went and got out a regular bikini, went back to the beach, and made sure it tucked right up into my ass. And this time I walked right past this same pervert again. And so he stops me and says something like 'I thought I told you you couldn't wear that." and I respond, 'Oh my officer, why I went and got a full back bikini just like you told me to do, and it must have slid into my ass.' And then I tucked it out just a bit and I said, 'I'm so sorry, is this covered enough?' and stuck my ass out at him (1). And he just gave me the ugliest stare. Cause he knew he couldn't win, even though it was the same thing. Hey, I'm a California girl. What am I supposed to do? Walk around with a white ass?"

Commentary
   The Battle of the Butt keeps lawmen busy in Florida.

Source
   Interview, 1993. 1 picture.
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